Star Wars Sith Soaps Require Showering with the Dark Side
If you are a Jedi who has played in the mud, had the misfortune of a bird above dropping a load on your hands, or got your hands dirty by slaying a Jedi, then the Force needs not to worry. Here’s the latest range of fancy soaps to get rid of dirt…and guilt. These Star Wars Sith Lord Soaps are specially made for those moments of self judgment as you stand on the crossroads. These soaps that are shaped like the heads of Sith lords like Darth Vader, Darth Maul and soldiers like Stormtroopers and Clone troopers, help you choose the clean side over the dark side.
A must have for Star Wars fans, these soaps from MovieMagicman hold the true essence of what happened long time ago, in a galaxy far away. Just like Anakin Skywalker brought balance to the force by crossing over to the dark side and became Darth Vader, these soaps too bring balance to your hygiene world by washing off the dirt whereas choosing to remain dark and mysterious themselves.
Personally, I prefer Siths to Jedis any day, but if you’re a Jedi fan, then you can also choose to not use the soaps for washing and just display them in your bathroom as the heads of your prized kills. The Darth Maul soap particularly has that “I was just beheaded” expression on its face as well. In office, boast to your friends how you ‘rubbed shoulders’ with sith lords in the morning. Just try to refrain from adding ‘in the shower’. So get your hands on the Sith soaps today folks and get the dirt off, and the darth on.