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NSFW Star Trek Gold Satin Burlesque Pasties

Star Trek and Burlesque don’t really go together, but if you are a little twisted in your mind, anything can be looked at from a kinky angle.

Gothfox Designs have announced their really rad Geek Trek Gold Satin Burlesque Pasties that fit snugly to your ta-tas. You could choose to wear them in your bedroom to heighten your favorite geek’s desire or just wear them on stage if you plan to perform for a group of geeks.

The pasties are fashioned to look like the famous Star Trek insignia and are obviously meant for a very geeky audience, who can see the humor behind it. The pasties are decorated with gold bridal satin and black rhinestone fashioned on a soft suiting fabric made of cotton and Rayon. These pasties are reusable and can you can expect to stay in business as long as you choose to perform for your geeky admirers.

If Mata Hari were alive, she certainly would have used these to perform an exotic dance for her geekier fans in Europe. You could also go ahead and take a look at the 16 NSFW Sand Sculptures that we listed sometime ago. The NSFW Atari Joydick Mod helps you pleasure yourself, if you got too excited reading this.