Let’s face it. At some point, sooner rather than later, the world’s going to come to an end. Whether it’s a world-wide zombie pandemic, solar storm or some 2012-related global chicanery, the lights are going to go out on the civilized world. Sure, some of us will survive the cataclysm, but odds are we’ll be reduced to scraping a subsistence life among the ruins of Wal-Marts while Glenn Beck sits laughing in his luxuriously appointed bunker miles below the Earth’s surface. But just because everything we know and love is going to end up as so much trash on the scrap heap of our own hubris, doesn’t mean you can’t look good for the apocalypse.
Luckily for the fashion conscious who survive whatever calamity awaits us, designer Chris Eckert has designed a perfect par of accessories perfect for the post-apocalypse. First off, there’s his Armageddon Cap, a grenade-inspired chapeau that captures what will surely be a militaristic mood of the end times. It’s dull green will go great with the fatigues we’ll all be wearing.
And since a hat is nothing without a matching bag, Eckert has also designed a matching handbag shaped like a shell. It’s tough, durable, and will be great for carrying all the trinkets you can scavenge. Best of all, in a pinch you can use it to fend off other survivors as you fight over a hidden cache of canned goods. Knock somebody over the head with one of these and they’ll know that not only are you willing to defend what’s yours, but you’re not afraid to look fabulous doing it!