Geekiest & Funniest Valentine’s Day Cards 2017

The most important thing about a Valentine’s Day Card? Making it a funny one, and it’s even better when it has a little geeky touch.

So whether you wanna surprise your significant other (or just someone you’re trying to turn into one) with a quirky little card, you can go funny, or you can go funny & geeky. Just make sure you follow one of our recommendations.

Wrapped in Bacon Valentine’s Day Card


Bacon makes everything better and everyone sexier, especially on Valentine’s Day.

Stranger Things Eleven Valentine – Funny Valentine’s Day Card


If you get past the nosebleeds, taking a girl like Eleven out on a Junior High Valentine’s Day date is pretty awesome.

Walter White Valentine’s Day Card


No one makes a batch of Valentine’s Day Cards like good ol’ WW.

I’m Over You – I’m Over-the-Moon in Love Valentine’s Day Card


This card does have a happy twist if you open it. To me it’ll always be about that famous scene with Ross & Rachel in ‘Friends’. “When were you under me?”

Maple Syrup and Waffles Valentine’s Day Card


They say that in Canada that’s the most romantic thing you can possibly say to a person.

Big Bang Theory Valentine’s Day Card


That’s one of the most romantic things Sheldon Cooper can ever say.

Husband = Hot Date for Life Valentine’s Day Card

funny-valentines-day-card-husband-funny-valentines-day-cards-2017Made for those who don’t make marriage feel like a burden after a few years.

Wine & Netflix Valentine’s Day Card


When there’s a lot of wine on Netflix night, you usually don’t end up watching the entire movie.

After my Cat Valentine’s Day Card


Despite their inability to show love or appreciation most of the time, cats tend to come first in most scenarios.

Pikachu Valentine’s Card


Even for people who don’t love Pokemon, a Pikachu Valentine’s Day card is one of the cutest things imaginable.

BB-8 Valentines Card


The cutest droid in a galaxy far, far away makes the perfect galvanizer for a great Valentine’s Day, which kicks off with the right Valentine’s Day card.

Jon Snow Valentine’s Day Card


If only Ygritte was still around to get a Valentine’s Day card from Jon Snow

Rolling the Eyes Valentine’s Day Card


The more eye rolling in a relationship, the healthier it is. Still need to say I’m sorry once a year.

Dwight Schrute Love Is Anti-Valentine — Nerdy The Office Valentine’s Day Card


Some people get through the cheesiness of Valentine’s Day by showing how much they’re against it. If it works, why not?

Funny Bake Off Card • Soggy Bottom Birthday Card


When I hear soggy bottom, I prefer to think of the band from ‘Oh Brother Where art Thou’.

I Love You More Than Pizza Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Valentine’s Day Card


On Valentine’s Day, you don’t have to be funny. You can be sweet, and it’ll be enough.

You’re the X to my O Valentine’s Day Card


I don’t want to write the words that these gestures mean, but they’re both funny and romantic, in a way at least.