Captain’s Log: My Star Trek Robe is Awesome

If James T. Kirk were crossed with Hugh Hefner, you’d end up with this awesome bathrobe. Also, one hell of a house party packed with blondes and green-skinned girls. So, really, is there any reason not to have a Star Trek bathrobe of your very own?

Sometimes, you just can’t be bothered to put on your Starfleet uniform. Maybe you’ve spent all day dealing with those damned Tribbles or you have a killer hangover after too much Klingon Blood Wine. Either way, going all formal is a bit too much and walking around naked just isn’t acceptable yet in this future. Therefore, you decide to compromise, strolling out onto the bridge in your stylish bathrobe, complete with Starfleet insignia and rank stripes so everyone knows you’re still in charge. You just know that today will be a good day, kicking back in the captain’s chair with a hot cup of coffee.

Star Trek Kirk Bathrobe

Star Trek Spock Bathrobe

Star Trek Bathrobe Insignia

Star Trek Bathrobe Rank

These bathrobes come in two styles, at the moment. The gold one is reminiscent of Kirk’s command uniform, featuring the command insignia on the left breast and three rank stripes on the cuffs. If you’re feeling a bit Spock-ish, you can opt instead for the blue robe with the science department insignia and two rank stripes. Whichever one you choose, it’s the perfect way for you to show off your love for Star Trek, whether you’re a fan of The Original Series these are inspired by or one of the later series. You also know that these soft, casual robes would be perfect for the weekend when you’d rather just kick back in your Captain Kirk Replica Chair and watch your DVDs of Deep Space Nine. You can score one of these for yourself for $49.99. If you’re looking for a more formal Star Trek fashion statement, check out these awesome Star Trek Cufflinks instead.