14 Unreal Alarm Clocks for Geeks

Considering that we start our day staring at a clock that yells at us to wake up, we might as well have the coolest alarm clocks in the world. This list is all about that, finding amazing, geeky clocks that straight up look cool and will dull some of the pain of having to wake up to get to school, our daily jobs, or wherever else we need to be. Among them you will see clocks inspired by video games, movies, comic books, and some straight-up classic stuff with a geeky flair, but that will appeal to anyone in the house. Get them before Monday and start your week the best way!

Doctor Who Dalek Projector Alarm Clock

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The iconic Dalek from Doctor Who become a fantastic alarm clock that projects the time on any flat surface of your choosing. You will get to slam a Dalek right in the head every morning, which would make the doctor proud. It’s time to wake up… and exterminate! Buy it from here or here.

Lock N’ load Gun alarm clock/target alarm clock/creative clock

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The Lock N’ Load series of alarm clocks have an interesting concept behind them. They do not feature a stop or snooze button, but instead have the user shoot the target to turn the alarm off. While we don’t advocate for violence, the concept is hilarious and sure to keep you awake after having to shoot like crazy first thing in the morning. Buy it from here.

iHome iBT29BC Bluetooth Color Changing Dual Alarm Clock

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If you can’t decide on a color for your alarm clock, you don’t need to worry anymore. This baby features a translucent cabinet and display that changes color with a button press, whenever the user so desires. It has all of the features of regular alarm clocks with bluetooth audio, 6 FM presets, dual alarms, and even USB ports to recharge your gadgets. You can buy it here.

STEVE YIWU Shape Up Alarm Clock

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Power through your day! This alarm clock is shaped like a weight, and won’t stop ringing until you’ve done a little workout straight out of bed. The weights come in pink,white,black,red, and weigh 571 grams. You might want to consider buying two for a proper work out in the morning. Get your own here.

Lego Darth Vader Alarm Clock

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When not violently murdering “younglings” and destroying planets the Lord of the Sith Darth Vader sports a clock in his belly and becomes a cute accessory for your nightstand. You can push down this LEGO figurine’s head to get some light on his chest and see in the dark. Buy it here or here.

Timex Wacky Shake and Wake Alarm Clock


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A great novelty alarm clock for the heavy sleepers, the idea is that this clock will laugh you out of bed with funny phrases, bright colors and vibrating action. It features a custom 0.8-Inch LCD display where it displays time. You can buy it at this link in pink or black.

Marvel Retro Wolverine Alarm Clock

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The coolest X-men of all takes the center stage in this classic alarm clock featuring his likeness, He’s the best at what he does, and what he does is wake up. Other models in this series include classic Spider-man, Hulk and Iron Man, but it’s Wolverine who has the coolest design this time around. Buy it from here or here.

Space Invaders Green Alarm Clock

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Despite their not very flattering performance in the Sony movie Pixels, the truth is Space Invaders is one of the most beloved classic gaming franchises. Now you can use the likeness of the invaders as your alarm clock, even featuring sounds that come straight from the game. Save the universe, buy your own Space Invaders alarm clock here or here.

BigMouth Inc The Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock

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When it comes to funny alarm clocks, few ever top the Wakin Shakin Bacon alarm clock, a quite unique model featuring bacon on top that dances and drops a few beats & rhymes about yummy bacon. Considering that bacon is the greatest thing to see first thing in the morning, this is one of the best gag gifts you can possibly get. And we’re very sorry, but we couldn’t find a vegan alternative.

AGPtek Auto Flip Table Clock

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Why does everything have to be digital nowadays? Go back to basics which time has proven to be timeless with this steel and plastic alarm clock with a retro flair that flips the numbers to indicate the pass of time. Buy it here.

POPgifts Train Alarm Clock

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Being a geek is so much more than just liking comic books, movies and video games! This one is for those who miss ye old days of steam powered machines ruling transport. It’s a train-shaped alarm clock that can be turned on or off from behind the clock face. You can buy your own here.

Batgirl Alarm Clock

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When we think of the Batman universe, “cute” isn’t the word that usually comes to mind, yet this classic Batgirl clock exists, and we’re glad it does. Barbara Gordon deserves as much love as Bruce Wayne anyways, and if you agree, you can buy your own from here.

Periodic Table Wall Clock

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You can’t be a geek and disregard the sciences! Bring your inner chemistry nerd out with this fantastic wall clock, which can be bought here.

Novelty Defusable Bomb Alarm Clock

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For those who have explosive behaviors before they’ve had their coffee, here comes an alarm clock shaped like a time bomb that won’t go stop ringing until you’ve literally defused it. Start your morning with a puzzle game like this and you’re unlikely to go back to bed so it’s perfect for heavy sleepers. Also, it features a USB power cable so you can recharge it without using batteries. Buy it from here.

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