WTF: Where Is Spider-man When You Need Him? Oh, The Beach?

Saving the world every hour, every day, every week gets tiring fast. Spider-man, who is on duty almost 24/7 knows this, and that’s why he knows how important vacations are. In this figure, you can infer where he spends the little free time he has when Carnage is not out there, mutilating innocents, or the Green Goblin doesn’t feel like kidnapping his baby.

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Apparently, Spider-man loves the sand and waves. We have absolutely no idea where’d he swing, as palm-trees really don’t look tall enough, but hey, someone has to fight… I dunno, Crab-man. We found this lead via our partners at Ufunk.

If you’re done feeling embarrassed at poor spidey, you might want to check some more ridiculous Super Hero stuff here at Walyou: The 10 Lamest Superheros and 10 Superheroes That Will Never Get Laid. Go on, clicking is free.