Being a global marketing monster bringing in over $5 billion a year, it’s not very surprising to see that Hello Kitty seems to have an endless list of kitchen appliances as well, all coming in pink that’s brighter than anything you’ll ever cook.
Hello Kitty Hand Mixer
Obviously, it’s pink.
Hello Kitty Pancake Maker
As if pancakes needed to be any sweeter. And there’s also a…
Hello Kitty Cupcake Maker
Yes, very different.
Hello Kitty Grill
Something about the pink, kitty and meat doesn’t really work for me.
Hello Kitty Juice Maker
Who puts orange slices in their hair?
Hello Kitty Microwave
I would find it impossible to use this, as I would keep thinking about kittens being stuck inside.
Hello Kitty Slow Cooker
So your kid can actually ask you if you’re cooking a kitten inside.
Hello Kitty Brand Slow Drip Coffee Maker
Kittens working hard on your coffee.
Hello Kitty Toaster
A toast isn’t really a toast if there isn’t a kitten’s face planted on top of it.
Hello Kitty KT3102 Water Dispenser
There’s a good chance that it makes the water sweeter just by having a kitten with a bow attached to the jug.