That’s no moon. It’s a shower curtain. A Death Star shower curtain, and an awesome one to provide the perfect cover.
People don’t take a shower out in the open, even if they’re the only ones in the house. You need something to cover you and protect the bathroom from getting drenched. So why not make it something cool, and maybe even ominous and slightly intimidating?
So that’s why an incomplete Death Star (the second one), not fully operational yet from the looks of things, but quite enough for your modest needs of taking a shower without being exposed to all.
The Star Wars Death Star Shower Curtain is officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise, is 100% polyester and comes with 12 shower curtain hooks, so you don’t have to get too creative when hanging it up. It’s available for $19.99 and is a ThinkGeek creation & exclusive.
Just hope that no one comes and blows it up after you buy it. Be suspicious of baby-face Jedis flying a Rebels ship with the systems turned off, or some smuggler cruising on the Millennium Falcon. One of them might be the doom of your shower curtain.