Zombie Bells Will Keep Strangers Away

If you’ve ever wondered how to keep religious groups away from your house, having these bells might be the greatest investment yet.


These are the Zombie Kettlebells by Onnit, meant to prepare everyone for the apocalypse that we all know is coming. This is the face of terror! These are bells with faces of the undead for your front door, all of them completely functional and crafted with high-quality rust and chip resistant iron. They are available in 18, 26, 54, and 72 lbs, in limited quantities (that is, once they’re gone, they won’t be resurrected, despite it being zombies). Be sure to check their website for more stuff!

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