The classic food pyramid, the one we all grew up watching, has received an update, and is now fit for the NES characters we grew up with.
It doesn’t matter if it’s Mario, Link, Simon Belmont, or Pac-Man, every living being has to eat, and after spending so much time seeing these NES characters go around and live adventures on our behalf, it’s hard to not consider them living beings too. In our heads they are!
This food pyramid is meant to illustrate how to keep your 8-bit hero in tip-top shape. So, start headbutting bricks and getting pills that turn ghosts blue, because the heroes need it.