Lets face it. Spending our time with video games, science fiction, low, high and in between fantasy and filling the rest of it with whatever there is left to do on the internet doesn’t exactly give most of us the right tools for hitting on girls. Still, even from those made up universes we love so much to dive in to, dating world salvation can be found in the form of fantastic pick up lines.
Warning – All of these work much better if you’re some costume party, preferably Halloween. Alcohol helps as well.
Harry Potter Inspiration
We’ll begin with the more romantic ones, and make our way down to the sleezy ones.
#1 – Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
#2 – You can have the portkey to my heart.
#3 – If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
#4 – My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
#5 – Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
#6 – Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
#7 – My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
#8 – Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
#9 – Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
#10 – Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Super Mario Inspiration
#11 – If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
#12 – f Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
#13 – Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
#14 – I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.
#15 – Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
Superman Inspired
#16 – Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
#17 – You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.
#18 – I can see anything within miles of here, but there’s nothing I’d rather look at than you.
#19 – They say I’m faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?
#20 – Excuse me, I’m from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
Star Trek Inspiration
#21 – Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
#22 – I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
#23 – “Urkuk lu Stalga.” That’s Klingon for “I love you baby.”
#24 – nce you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
#25 – Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.
Pokemon Influence
#26 – My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.
#27 – If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
#28 – If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.
#29 – Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up.
#30 – My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.
And the creepy ones…
#31 – Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
#32 – Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
#33 – Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.
#34 – You’ll be WEEZING after I’m done with you.
#35 – Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun.
Batman Inspiration
#36 – Your underground cave or mine?
#37 – I swore on my parents’ grave to protect the innocent. Take off your bra.
#38 – Is this fruit bat bothering you?
#39 – You gotta friend for m’man Alfred here?
#40 – Once you have Batman once, you have Batman forever (works better at a Halloween party).
