Do people still hire guys to make shapes with balloons at kids’ birthday parties? If that trend is still an existing thing, maybe they should go for the more geeky ones, as it is known that we’re taking over the world.
Yes, it’s cool to read comic book these days, and it’s cool to know who Link is and watch Dragon Ball Z while getting Mario tattooed on one of your butt cheeks.
For that reason, and for kids to get the right kind of education, they need to be given more complexes versions of Balloon animals. Not just any regular animal, but something that can fit in with the Pokemon roster.
A Sad Looking Dragon
Cthulu
Dalek
Iron-Man, Captain America and The Hulk
Krillin
Link
Mario, Super Mario
Nibbler
Swedish Chef
TARDIS
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Yoda
Yoshi
Zoidberg
