Ponies are cute, giggly, magical, value friendship over all things, and are also damn delicious. If you’re so heartless as to want to eat a pony, go on, this is for you.
We really weren’t exaggerating when we called those ponies delicious, just look at that. Damn, is it too late for breakfast now? Also, sorry, bronies, but bacon > ponies in each and every case.