15 Funniest St. Patrick’s Day 2017 T-Shirts

No 2017 St. Patrick’s Day celebrating and drinking binge is complete without a funny St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt.

We went through an endless selection of shirts to find the right one for you. While you can try and see for yourself what’s out there waiting in the world, we hope you’ll find what we selected for you adequate:

Game of Thrones Tyrion Lannister St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt

Game of Thrones Tyrion Lannister St. Patrick's Day T-Shirt

Turns out Tyrion Lannister’s most famous line (or at least the most popular one) makes a perfect fit for a St. Patrick’s’ Day t-shirt in our Game of Thrones-crazed world.

St. Patrick’s Day Darth Vader T-Shirt

Darth Vader Lack of Beer Disturbing t-shirt

A nice St. Patrick’s Day twist on Darth Vader’s infamous words from the first Star Wars film (I find your lack of faith disturbing). It’s available in five different colors.

0% Irish St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt

0% Irish St. Patrick's Day T-Shirt

This shirt says it pretty well. Very few people who celebrate St. Patrick’s Day annually and religiously are actually Irish. Make of it what you will, but it looks good on a t-shirt.

St. Patrick Swayze Day T-Shirt

St. Patrick Swayze Day T-Shirt

There are a lot of cool t-shirts on this list, but this Irish ode to Patrick Swayze beats them all.

This Girl Needs a Beet St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt

This Girl Needs a Beet St. Patrick's Day T-Shirt

Wearing this t-shirt on St. Patrick’s day is great way to get drunk for free or close to it.

Irish You Were Naked St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt

Irish You Were Naked St. Patrick's Day T-Shirt

I think the percentage of people who actually got laid on St. Patrick’s Day thanks to this t-shirt is close to zero.

St. Patrick’s Day Fit Shaced T-Shirt

St. Patrick's Day Fit Shaced T-Shirt

This t-shirt only makes sense when someone really drunk tries to read it.

St Patrick’s Day Drinking Beer T-Shirt

On a day that celebrates the Shamrock, this t-shirt is completely appropriate. It’s available, get this, in 15 different colors.


St. Patrick’s Day SpongeBob T-Shirt


St. Patrick's Day SpongeBob T-Shirt

On St. Patrick’s day, the fact that someone pinches you doesn’t really matter, as you’re true drunk to feel anything anyway. This t-shirt tells it like it really is.

St. Patrick’s Day Star Wars Yoda Pinch Me T-Shirt


St. Patrick's Day Star Wars Yoda Pinch Me T-Shirt

Yoda is green, which immediately makes him an appropriate Star Wars mascot for St. Patrick’s Day. His wise choice of words makes him a similarly suitable icon to put on t-shirts.

Worlds Tallest Leprechaun St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt 

I’m not sure this t-shirt is 100% politically correct, but I think it doesn’t really matter on a day like St. Patrick’s day. Tall leprechaun or simply regular human being, the message gets across.

Donald Trump Make St. Patrick’s Day Great Again

Donald Trump’s ancestry is Scottish and German, so I don’t think he really cares about making St. Patrick’s day great again. However, him declaring so on a t-shirt fits right in with the holiday spirit.

Drunk Lives Matter St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt

Drunk Lives Matter St. Patrick's Day t-shirt

A neat little contrast to the Donald Trump t-shirt, this St. Patrick’s day joke on American politics comes in five different colors.

I’m Not That Drunk St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt

If by the end of St. Patrick’s day you’re seeing double, this shirt might end up looking like four or five of ’em.