Do you sometimes feel like you’re not manly enough?
Do you ever wish there was a product that could instantly assert how incredibly tough and masculine you are? Well, it just so happens that Made By Ammo has you covered!
The Bullet Bottle Opener keychain is just about the manliest thing to have ever been manufactured by man or machine. Yes, opening a beer bottle with your teeth is pretty manly, but that also puts you at the risk of losing a few molars, which is considerably less attractive. Girls won’t like you if you’re missing half your teeth, but they will dig you if you’re using this bottle opener.
You could also practice opening bottles on the edges of tables, but that’s more likely to hurt your palms than to actually open a bottle. You don’t want to look like a wimp, do you? So in the end, you’re stuck with a bottle opener – an emasculating device that reminds you of just how un-manly you are. Unless your bottle opener is this one, of course. This bullet bottle opener is made of solid stainless steel, and it’s obviously shaped like a bullet.
While it doesn’t look 100% like a bullet, it’s extremely hardcore. It’s designed with the tapered tip that most high-caliber bullets have; you can just imagine shooting this bottle opener from a rifle. The main difference is that most bullets have more than one type of material for the casing and the charge; this one is a single colour. Also, bullets don’t generally have a hole drilled through the top, but that’s the only way you’ll get this one to comfortably attach to your keychain. You wouldn’t want to risk losing something as cool as this!
The Bullet Bottle Opener comes in a soft fabric pouch, but I don’t think that pouch would see much use. Everyone has a keychain from which to hang cool things off of, but few people would reserve pocket space for something like this. Maybe the pouch would get you safely through airport security, but I have a feeling that anything shaped like a bullet might be immediately confiscated.
If you already have a bullet belt, this bottle opener is the perfect fashionable addition to your wardrobe. And in case you were wondering, the Bullet Bottle Opener costs only $35.00 and ships early December, which means it’ll get to your loved ones just in time for the holidays. In time for the manly holidays!
Are you looking for other super manly devices to make you just that more badass? Then it’s time to check out some coilguns like this nifty steampunk one. Or, if you’re more delicate, this nerf gun with foam darts may be just your thing.
Via: The Awesomer