In different circumstances, a shower scene would have been a dream come true, but not when the shower is actually a tropical rain and the shower cabin is in fact the jungle. Not to mention that Miss April is King Kong, as hinted even in the title of the month: Ape-ril. I don't see this gigantic ape as a monster, but more of a misunderstood creature who fell in love with the wrong blond. I'm not sure if that is a natural version of shower gel or just some foam, but this image leaves a lot to the imagination. There are a lot of vintage pictures of pin-up girls showering, so there had to be a similar one in this calendar, too.