If you thought it is only Mario who can rescue the hapless Princess Peach from the diabolical shackles of the monster, well, think again. This digital fairy tale has now a new ending, where Chuck Norris gets to display his legendary exaggerated masculinity and proves; what Chuck Norris wants, Chuck Norris gets.
The lean mean killing machine doesn’t believe in running to the castle, as he knows the castle will come to him. Proving that he is the ultimate badass, Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in going through the motions and playing by the rules, as in one swift movement, he brings the castle to him. When the contrite Mario commits the folly (sour grapes, we say) of pointing out to him that he has the wrong castle, Norris just smashes his head (Karma is a bitch) and rescues the princess. Oh and as the case in most fairytale endings, there are fireworks in the end, when Norris takes the princess and rocks out the castle (you know what we mean) to make we are guessing, some hyper-masculine blonde babies.
If you like us cannot get enough of this martial art guru, then you will enjoy some of the fun Chuck Norris facts listed below
“Chuck Norris died 20 years ago; Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.”
“Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.”
“When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he responded: “Depends how I’m feeling that day.”
My personal favorite:
“Chuck Norris once roadhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now, he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek.