Face it: Even if J.K. Rowling starts writing about the boring middle-aged problems of Harry Potter, she’ll rake in billions before the movies come out starring a physically transformed Daniel Radcliffe.
If that day ever happens, here are some excellent ideas for what kind of depressing stories about Potter’s later years she should write about.
The One That’s Worried About Dying
The What If Version
The Creepy Stalking Version
The Tale About Growing Old & Ugly
The Financially Depressing One
More Financial Problems For the Wizard
And the One With Problems in Bed
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