The obesity epidemic that sweeps through Western society hasn’t skipped the Superhero community, especially that of DC.
I’m not sure how Super the combination of Superman, Batman, Robin and the Flash will be if they change their diet to Pies and Coca-Cola on a everyday basis. This how they’d look like, according to the awesome work of Carlos Dattoli.
If you spice Superman’s food with tiny bits of Kryptonite, it messes with his digestive system, and makes him look like a small meteor that has minerals in the colors of blue and red all over him.
When you’re as rich as Bruce Wayne is, there’s a good chance you start to neglect your workout regime at some point, and let your money do the talking in expensive restaurants. This is what happens when you eat too much Foie gras.
The only wonder about this ‘boy wonder’ is how does the R on his belt hangs on to his over-sized belly.
Someone designed a special model for Mr. Flash, who is no longer the fastest man on the planet or the universe, but the fastest competitor in Hot-Dog eating contests.
The Dream Team
It’s hard to see how much this bunch could actually get done in a day of fighting crime, unless all the villains suddenly decided to start robbing doughnut Shops and bakeries.
For another geeky twist on the obesity issue, here are Video Game Heroes Turned Into Fat Gamers.