Let’s be fair: if we happened to have joined the hordes of the undead, being useful as a bottle opener would actually feel good. Not like we’d feel anything, right?
The necromancers at Neatorama came up with this cute concept, and put it up in their shop for sale in their recently opened Neatoshop. Now zombies can be useful, a part of our lives, and join in the celebration even after getting infected. Sure, they won’t be talking and will have awkward looks in their faces all night, but they’ll open our drinks. It’ll be just like when they were alive.
Check out some other zombie stories at Test your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Skills in the UK and Zombie Body Painting: She Wants Your Brain!