There’s nowhere to hide. Even if you eat it, it will be looking for the ring from inside your gut. I hope it was worth it, dooming us for your birthday, and all.
This cake first surfaced at Everything Lord Of The Rings, but we first heard about it from the Geekologie team. We wish we had more data on whoever created this cake, if only to congratulate them for being extremely talented in kitchen-y ordeals, and creating things that look both awesome and tasty.
Also, one does not simply read Walyou without checking out more geeky cakes over at Historical! Titanic Cakes Feature Sinking Ship and Boba Fett Groom’s Cake: Say Goodbye To The Bounty-Hunting Days.