There’s nothing about sloths in the books of A Song of Ice and Fire, or at least nothing memorable. That is what makes this wonderful series of artworks, portraying Game of Thrones characters as these lazy animals, into such a cool thing.
Ned Stark
Not a king, and not actually involved in the war of the five kings, but got his head chopped off nonetheless.
Robb Stark
It seems that winning every battle doesn’t guarantee winning the war.
Daenerys Targaryen
The mother of dragons has looked better in the past, but her taste in dresses is something of a hit and miss.
Khal Drogo
Another strong man who begins on top and ends up dead. Such is the nature of this world.
Jon Snow
After betraying every possible oath, a blind man accepts he’s telling the truth.
Sansa Stark
A little bird who is finally realizing the world isn’t quite like the story of Florian and Jonquil.
Joffrey Baratheon / Lannister
Is there anyone in any fictional world right now that is hated as much as this kid?
Samwell Tarly
How can such a badass military leader like his dad have such a wuss of a son?
Jaime Lannister
A golden hand and a new haircut that don’t make him any less beautiful than before.
Cersei Lannister
Not sure if Sloth or simply pale swine.
Theon Greyjoy
Not dead, but probably wishes someone would just kill him already.
Catelyn Stark
Last time we saw her, she got a knife introduced to the bone under her skin.
Bronn of the Blackwater
Who doesn’t love a witty sellsword who only cares about money and doesn’t mind changing allegiances at the flash of a golden coin?
This super cool work is done by Shitty Watercolour.
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