The Simpsons have been around forever, and one of its most recognizable traits has been Bart opening each episode with writing something funny on the blackboard as punishment. It’s close to impossible to try and choose the best chalk gags, but here is a go at it.
Bart doing Inception
From: “Elementary School Musical” (Season 22, Episode 1)
Terrible website idea
From: “Simpson Tide” (Season 9, Episode 19)
Human coat hanger
From: “Bart vs. Australia” (Season 6, Episode 16)
Chillaxing
From: “At Long Last Leave” (Season 23, Episode 14)
How to be efficient
From: “One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish” (Season 2, Episode 11)
Election Bart
From: “A Tale of Two Springfields” (Season 12, Episode 2)
They Don’t?!
From: “Duffless” (Season 4, Episode 16)
Double meaning
From: “Brother’s Little Helper” (Season 11, Episode 2)
Jesus never got angry
From: “The Burns and the Bees” (Season 20, Episode 8)
What’s in a Name?
From: “The Springfield Connection” (Season 6, Episode 23)
So what are you exactly?
From: “Stark Raving Dad” (Season 3, Episode 1)
Cupid is funny
From: “The Blue and the Gray” (Season 22, Episode 13)
Bart’s Blackboard is probably the best online archive for this subject.
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