12 Best Simpsons Blackboard Bart Gags

The Simpsons have been around forever, and one of its most recognizable traits has been Bart opening each episode with writing something funny on the blackboard as punishment. It’s close to impossible to try and choose the best chalk gags, but here is a go at it.

Bart doing Inception



From: “Elementary School Musical” (Season 22, Episode 1)

Terrible website idea

Bart's Butt


From: “Simpson Tide” (Season 9, Episode 19)

Human coat hanger

Coat Hanger


From: “Bart vs. Australia” (Season 6, Episode 16)




From: “At Long Last Leave” (Season 23, Episode 14)

How to be efficient


From: “One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish” (Season 2, Episode 11)

Election Bart



From: “A Tale of Two Springfields” (Season 12, Episode 2)

They Don’t?!

Goldfish Info


From: “Duffless” (Season 4, Episode 16)

Double meaning

Pork double meaning


From: “Brother’s Little Helper” (Season 11, Episode 2)

Jesus never got angry

Was Jesus angry


From: “The Burns and the Bees” (Season 20, Episode 8)

What’s in a Name?

Mrs Dumbface


From: “The Springfield Connection” (Season 6, Episode 23)

So what are you exactly?

So what are you


From: “Stark Raving Dad” (Season 3, Episode 1)

Cupid is funny

Cupid is funny


From: “The Blue and the Gray” (Season 22, Episode 13)

Bart’s Blackboard is probably the best online archive for this subject.

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