My First Bacon Makes Breakfast Huggable

Think of your average stuffed animal that your kid would take to bed and you’re probably bombarded with cutesy imagery. I know what you’re thinking, probably something along the lines of a stuffed teddy bear or maybe even a dolphin that you picked up at the local aquarium.That doesn’t mean that breakfast foods don’t have their place though, am I right? This “My First Bacon” talking plush makes slaughtered animal meat smiley and huggable, even with the obvious lines of lard throughout his squishy body. Our little bacon friend here has a mechanical animated mouth and is suited for kids (or kids at heart) of at least age 3 (damn I don’t qualify). When you do give him a hug, he’ll yell in delight “I’m bacon!” While the idea here is to get your kid to love meat, I’m afraid there’s the possibility that your kid will become a a vegan when he goes to eat breakfast and finds he’s biting his buddy’s head off. If the materials don’t look all that soft to you, think again. His porky exterior¬† is made up of velvet flesh and super soft fleece fat. That sounds appetizing, doesn’t it? What do you expect from a product that’s stated purpose is to “teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs.” The price on this little guy won’t give you a heart attack either, as he clocks in at only $19.99. If you’re looking for some other unorthodox stuffed food, you can check out these plush sushi dolls. I guess that’s for when you actually want your kid to become a vegetarian. If you want plushies that can defend your yard against a horde of slavering undead baddies, there’s also the Plants vs Zombie toys.

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