11 Funniest Game of Thrones Jokes

There aren’t a lot of funny things going on in the universe portrayed in Game of Thrones – the show or the books (A Song of Ice and Fire). Things don’t get much better in Season 4, but at least people on the internet are kind enough to find some good jokes to go along with all the death and depression.

What is Robb Stark’s favorite soup? Italian Wedding Massacre.

Red Wedding


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What was Jon Snow’s bakery called? You know muffins, Jon Snow.

Jon Snow

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What game show is Theon Greyjoy on? Wheel of Torture.



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What did the dragon have at McDonalds? A Qarther Pounder.

Where are my dragons


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What did the railing say to the stairs? A bannister always pays his steps.

A Lannister Always pays his debts


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What’s the difference between Cersei Lannister and a direwolf? Lipstick.

Cersei Lannister


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What is the name of the Stark family barbershop? Winter Is Combing.

Winter is coming


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What stopped winter from coming? Winterfell and it can’t get up!



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Why did Bran take a bath? Because everyone complained of a strong Hodor.

Bran & Hodor


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Where do you take your direwolf to get fixed? The Kingspayer.

The Kingslayer


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What do Ygritte and a Honda HS520A have in common? They’re both snow-blowers.

Ygritte & Jon


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