We suck at opening envelopes, yet no letter opener had ever had the class we wanted to convey until now. Meet the Mustache Letter Opener.
This jewel over here is one of the most recent products that surfaced at the NeatoShop, where the Neatorama team show their creative side and have a bunch of cool gadgets such as this.
Envelopes and letters don’t have to give you a hard time anymore, and if someone finds you messing with their mail, you can just use the mustache as disguise and pretend you’re someone else. Believe us, less of a disguise has worked out fine for years for Clark Kent.
See other mustache products and stories at Mustaches: What a Difference They Make! and The Coolest and Most (Un?)Necessary Mustache Products You’ve Ever Seen.