Legendary Steampunk Dalek

The origins of this gigantic contraption are shrouded in countless layers of internet-aided mystery. Whether it was made by Alex Holden, and then presented to the world through the alias Joseph Bazalgette, is unclear at the time.

sewer maintenance machine

Was there ever such a device truly made out of an union of massive copper and rats brain, with some of the machines still roaming London’s underground?

Is Alex Holden trying to hide the truth by stating that he is the designer/inventor, and the whole construction process started with the purchase of a cheap plastic Dalek bubble-bath bottle?

Such are the questions surrounding this device. If we take Alex Holden’s version of it, he spray-painted the Dalek bottle with nothing but a can of gold Plastikote paint, added wheels, a chimney stack, several cylinders and other extras from a used brass model of Stephenson’s Rocket. On top of that he piled the heads of various miniature rotary wire brushes, and various odds and ends lying around his workshop: a pressure gauge, safety valve, the whistle and other gauges, all held together with hot melt glue, cyanoacrylate glue and screws.

But we musn’t listen to Alex Holden. The Great Crystal Cyberdome Exhibition has the records of what actually happened. Joseph Bazalgette patented this sewer maintenance machine in an effort to modernize the cleaning of London’s sewers. Powered by miasma and driven by modified rat brains -genetically or otherwise, we do not know – it was too willful an invention, and the first fifty produced escaped into the wild unknown of the tubular London underground, forcing Bazalgette abandon his invention and return to using manpower. It is said that to this day you can sometimes hear the sound of brass clicking with steam and rats being crushed. But that’s another story.

Speaking of other stories, also check out the steampunk Segway Scooter, and the steampunk Professor Xavier Wheelchair.

6 thoughts on “Legendary Steampunk Dalek

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  2. Mi.

    I so want to see this in the series fear the Steampunk Dalek! It is a hell of a lot scarier then the plastic childrens toy Daleks that we got in series 5. The Doctor in Victorian London facing down the steampunk Daleks how awesome wouldn’t that be!

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  3. Blizno.

    Ohhhh…
    I was enjoying looking at this imaginative Dalek when I saw the rear wheel.
    The steam piston is connected to the CENTER of the wheel!
    Steam pistons connect to a point partway between hub and rim so that the movement of the piston can cause the wheel to rotate.
    Having the piston attached to the hub means that the piston can never move and it will be useless.
    This jarring blunder distracts me too much to enjoy the rest of the sculpture.
    Too bad. The rest of it is very interesting.

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